Every series of embedded will have the standard shots 1) Meathead with tattoos cooking and chopping 2) Fighters laughing hysterically about something not really funny 3) Baggage on the carousel

dana and jeff are like 2 brothers trying to explain to their mom that they didnt eat the cookies and they just magically disappeared

Cyborg going for that fake rear naked on the Santa was pretty funny

There's no fighter i'd rather see win a title than Alexander Gustafsson. Total stud man

"' I'm am not impressed with your performance enhancing drugs''- George St.Pierre

USADA always have something positive to say about Jon

Stay positive Jon! Oh, you are...

8 negative tests in 6 months, all negative.. Now he pops hot and you say it's residual from 17 months ago? I'm confused.

the best embedded episode so far, no Jon jones in it.

USADA accepts Visacard, Matercard, PayPal, and Bitcoin.

When Dana says Jones didn’t do anything wrong that means he definetly did something wrong

8:03 Gustaffson needs a new agent. I wouldve demanded a shitload more money to keep the fight going.

"JOHN! You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you pass a drug test John?" -- Turinobol

Gus gives up shotgun on the helicopter and his friend is texting. Good on Gus for calling him out!

1970: We will have flying Cars in the Future. 2018: Amanda Nunes speaking better English than Nick Diaz.

I wouldn't even be mad if half of this episode was the helicopter ride.

" Jon.. JON .....JON JONES .. Go buy some presents for some kids on camera and get some fans " .... Greg Jackson and USADA.

Expert's will say whatever you pay them to say!

Alex sure is hard to convince lol. They could've told him the fight is taking place in Jon's juice lab and he wouldve agreed

Dana: Remember, when we start talking to Gus and his team, everyone look super relaxed and chill.

Gus and his team is sitting there hearing lies & bs from Dana & Jeff

Damn Gus is completely the opposite of Jones. In the moment. Grateful. Honest. Goddamn I hope Gus hospitalizes him again but gets the correct nod this time.

If you’re a big draw the rules don’t apply to you. It’s impossible to have Turinabol metabolites stored in fat cells for 18 months -- A number of WADA experts have said that no one has ever been observed to have Turinabol in their system beyond a few months after testing positive ... and certainly never anywhere near 18 months later. A picogram is not a "small amount" as people think (60 picograms is over 100 Billion molecules of Turinabol). -other athletes have failed drug tests for 1 picogram of Turinabol and been suspended (an NHL player got 20 games for 1 picogram). -Tom Lawlor got 2 years for 17 pg/mL of Ostarine -Jon Jones "pulsing effect" could last forever ... Jeff even said that. -they never cited a single expert or source for the "pulsing effect" that they've "seen before" -if you had such evidence, you'd be giving those sources for everyone to see -no one has ever observed Turinabol lasting in the system for anywhere near 18 months Jeff Novitzky is full of shit, and this sets a dangerous precedent overall for the UFC.

All the experts : you couldn't possibly take these amounts Bones Jones : hold my beer

Gustafsson is the only clean fighter in both the co-main and main events of this card.

tony ferguson is the type of guy to take energy drink as a sleeping pill

so your telling me USADA is allowing Jon to fight even with steroids in his system. What a joke

Dana white took some acting lessons before that meeting for sure !!

"And this is still my boy !!!" - T-bol to Jon Jones

6:16 The face you make when you know they’re lying but you listen anyway 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

tony ferguson the type of guy to take a dump in usadas test cup

Gus face....LoL you know he don’t believe that shit! His whole team don’t! But the man needs to earn a living they all do. On top of that he might not ever get a chance to fight roid head again.

I don't understand how this clown is allowed to be in the UFC. I personally won't pay for another UFC event ever again. This is pathetic.

When you juice so hard it bonds with your DNA.

The mauler really deserves the W, hopefully he becomes a champion this saturday

Jones should cover the CA taxes for EVERYONE

Jon Jones throws away second chances like they’re used needles

"Johnny, Johnny. " "Yes Papa!" "Taking Steroids?" "No Papa!" "Telling lies?" "No Papa!" "Pee in this cup." "Hahaha" *- JOHNNY THEN HIDES UNDER THE BED UNTIL PAPA LEAVES.*

Cris Cyborg is lovely.

The fact that Dana White and the Golden Snitch had their top lawyer sitting with them while trying to explain to him why a positive drug test doesn't matter is sketchy as it is

didnt jon jones hide underneath a ring for 8 hours to skip a drug test....its difficult to believe that hes never taken performance enhancing drugs

Alexander Gustafsson's manager should have negotiated a higher pay deal..that was weak. Dana's dominance scared them. AG is fighting someone who is testing positive for Performance Enhancing Drugs, the fight becomes tougher for him so he should receive a larger share of the money. Same happens when a fighter misses weight by a pound. This is arguably more impactful. His management is weak.

Gus should of said I want an extra half a million.

You can take the Jon out of the turinabol but you (obviously) can’t take the turinabol out of the Jon

So you mean to tell me Jon got tested 8 times in 6th monthes passes them all and randomly gets popped for something 1/50th of a grain of sand and they're saying it's a residual effect from something he took over two years ago but it shows up on the 9th test but none of the other 8 bullshit bruh something ain't adding up

The most blatant lie in UFC history rolls on

Alexander lol on the helicopter laughing so hard like a kid. I like Jon to but he doesn't make it easy to root for. Alex is the embodyment of a true champion. Excited for Alex go get that work in

This is the same fucking guy who said the Reebok deal wouldn’t happen and that GSP wouldn’t fight again, oh yeah I’m totally believing that Jon Jones did nothing wrong 🙄

my favorite part is when they keep referencing the illusive yet obviously all knowing "experts" /// hilarious, can't wait for more dc comments

Jon Jones is the type of guy who can't live without drugs

Every expert? What does Dr. Grigory M. Rodchenkov say? He perfected Tbol microdosing.

Dear Mr. Gustafson, Win or lose...juice or no juice....please make Jon Jones sign your fist with his teeth and skull... Sincerely, Justice Department

Jon Roid Jokes is the goat of all cheetah

Sure, yell: "he didn't do anything wrong" all the time and people start to believe it. The amount does not matter, the presence matters, just the fact that it is in his blood! UFC protecting a cheat is even worse, what a shame for the sport.

*I really want Alex to win this* ✅😁

*WOW!* No Tony Ferguson memes. Just Juicy Jones Jokes.

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to already be in the canyon when the helicopter lands

Dana "8 drug tests in 6 months" White

*Jon Jones body, stays clean for 17 months straight* "You think I'm going to sit there and let you kill me, Jon?" - Turinabol

But if Jon Jones still has some steroids in his body doesnt that mean he has more advatage of the training he has done?

dana "Christmas eve is tomorrow" white

Gustafsson was almost as high as Jon in that helicopter

Tony Fergusons the type of guy to take estrogen to lower his testosterone before a fight

I really hope Gus win this fight.

🇺🇸 is with Gustafsson!

The more I see of Cyborg the more I like her. Future legend of the sport. Love from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Woop!

And the winner by a USADA decision.... Jon "turabinol in my bones" Jones!!

Jon “Juiced to the Bones” Jones

chris cyborgs nutritionist whipping up some gourmet tomato soup

There is controversy always when Jon ‘Picogram’ Jones is about to fight.

Apparently the UFC thinks we're stupid. Jon Jones' failed test was on July 17, 2017. That was nearly a year and a half away from today, or in other terms, 12,480 hours ago. Therefore that means that the quantity of Turinabol has "halved" 780 times - once every 16 hours. So lets say that the test that Jon Jones had failed showed he had 100 times the legal steroid limit found in his system back in July 2017. That means 16 hours later on the next day July 18th he would have 50 times the legal limit. That means in two days (or 48 hours) he would have 12.5 times the legal limit. To get below the legal limit it would take 6 days because the 1/2 life of Turinabol is so short. After 520 days, or 780 half life periods, the amount of turinabol that would be in Jon Jones' system if he was first caught with 100 times the legal limit would be 3.10 E -233 (that is 3.10 x 10 to the power of minus 233) of the legal limit. Dana White and Jeff Nowitzi were trying to give us this bullshit about how small a "picogram" is. A picogram is 1/1000 of a nanogram. So the maximum amount of testosterone that could be found in a human males system is around 12 ng/ml (or 1,200 ng/dl = 40 nmol/l). That is the equivalent of 12,000 PICOGRAMS/ml. So let's assume the USADA threshold for failing a drug test is 6x the MAXIMUM normal human level is 72,000 pg/ml. So if Jon Jones had tested at 100 times the legal limit in July 2017, then that means his levels would have been approximately 7,200,000 pg/ml when he got busted (and he would also have been dead...but that's another discussion). So now lets do 780 half lifes to 7,200,000 pg/ml x 3.10 E -233 = 2.264 E -226 pg/ml. In other words there is no possible way that this sample is measured in PICOGRAMS unless you use incredibly large negative exponent numbers. There is no unit of measure for a number that small in terms of grams. And there is no possibility that their measuring devices picked up the July 17, 2017 metabolite in that miniscule a quantity. That quantity would be immeasurable. Dana is completely full of shit. we could also use the 16hour half-life to calculate when he may have popped based of regular pill sizes.. ≈ 4month to 1 month ago which fit perfectly into the grand scheme of things... Jon refused to go on voluntary VADA 4 months before the fight

The UFC hired an expert to quote other experts.

Cyborg’s nutritionist is on a mission to destroy her pan.... use a wooden/plastic utensil mate 😂

"I eat CLEN, I TREN hard. It's my TURIN to be the real champ!" - Jon "Motown Thug Rose" Jones

Gus’s face at 6:17 lol

Wow. Jeff and Dana are backpedaling so hard, they could win the Tour de France in reverse,

Jones isn’t in this video he’s doing his daily detox before USADA comes thru

6:16 You could just see that Gustafsson wasn't going to listen to Danas bullshit and was more like "mate, just send me an adress and i'll be there"

Respect for Gus, man!

“I Am Turinabol” - Jon Jones

Cyborg seems like such a good person. Like just a genuine nice person. That's why I hope she smashes Nunes

Jon Jones: "Dana, I'm going to pop to the store to get a can of coke, some cocoa and juice" Dana: *scratches head*

#AndStill On PED'S

How Gus doesn’t demand a raise for his fight purse is astonishing...as far as we know. He will never have the Dana backed up this far in the corner. Dana wants the fight,in 2018,and the Ppv should alleviate the pain.

Kom så Gustafsson ! Beat this cheater and make him retire !

Feel really bad for everyone who planned trips to Vegas for this.

So..... they knew he popped on December 5th and they are telling Gustafsson the day before Christmas Eve???!!! 🤔

1:20 Cyborg putting Santa to sleep😂😂

Dana White = The Oscar Dela hoya of MMA

Alexander "okay" gustafsson Hope he wins tbh

"We find out super late in the game". Nope, you guys knew since December 6th, fookin rats.

So the previous 8 in a row didn’t detect anything but now it does..... doesn’t even seem possible. Shady

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to take turinabol just to test himself 18mths later

Proton - I am positive Jon Jones - Hold my bear.

Novitsky with that liar's posture.

"I will fight Jon Jones if he is on rocket fuel." That is a quote.

The LITERAL only reason there doing all this is to save the ppv buys, probably do 600k-1milly but with amanda cyborg max 300k, all I know is Gus better have bee paid alot more for saving this card

👍if you're streaming this card 😁

8:00 the expression of the face is priceless

So he's been tested 8 times and somehow it never showed up in his system, they were all clean. Then the same drug he last failed for mysteriously shows back up on the 9th test. It's explained as being left over from the first failed test but I don't understand why it'd show back up now, and not in any of the other previous test. And "It's an amount you couldn't even take." Does that suggest turinabol is somehow naturally occurring in Jones system? And then Dana says "This isn't about me. And it's not about keeping the fucking fight on." This is a really hard statement to believe coming from a known liar and someone who seems both incredibly self serving and greedy. Which leads to the most troubling part of the entire situation which surprisingly has nothing to do with Jon Jones at all. But rather the potential corruption of Dana White, the UFC, USADA, and possibly both the NSAC and the CAC as well. And all anyone really wants to do is just watch fights...